i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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