I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
COCAINE IS GR8
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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