Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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