i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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