Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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