My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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