i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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