Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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