I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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