He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
soo... how was my night?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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