My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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