You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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