dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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