Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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