You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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