Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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