She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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