Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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