if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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