Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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We need a shit load of segways right now
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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