Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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