what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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