can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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