normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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