doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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