DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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