In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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