So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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