Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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