i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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