She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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