everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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