need another drink. this is the easiest way
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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