Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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