I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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