Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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