he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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