white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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