True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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