Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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