i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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