Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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