I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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