I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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