butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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