i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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