DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
No subtext here. People are naked.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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