Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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