how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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