So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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