I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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