okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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