is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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